Sunday, September 30, 2012

REAL Bimbos Have FAKE Tits

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[This is an earlier post that was flagged for the picture. This is, of course. Jenny Poussin.  You should all become fans of hers - maybe even subscribe to her site!]
I love fake tits! Another example of Science fixing God’s little mistakes. Fake tits are so much better than the real thing. Especially the ones that ride like two half-domes on the chest (see link http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?cat=52 for example). These kind of breasts call attention to themselves by their obvious “fakeness”. When coupled with a large size, they are the perfect kind of breast (http://www.purebeautyblog.com/tylene_buck/). However, there is a disturbing development in implants – the so-called “anatomically correct” breast implants. I don’t understand these at all. What’s the point of having implants if nobody knows they’re fake? It’s like having a big slice of chocolate cake without any icing – it may be good cake but overall it is somehow disappointing.

In fact, I will go farther than saying that fake tits are better than real tits. I believe that REAL Bimbos have fate tits. It does not matter that a woman has natural 40DD tits. Of course she can be a Bimbo. But a woman who has 40DD implants is a better Bimbo. Heck, a Bimbo with 36DD tits is better than a Bimbo with 40DD natural ones. And a Bimbo with 44DDs is best of all!

How so you may say? Well, it goes like this. Central to my “Bimbo Beliefs” is the belief that a Bimbo molds her body/mind/soul to the desires of men. This does not mean have to mean the actual act of sex – that is only a limited (although very important) aspect of Bimbohood. Fake nails, fake hair color, fake eyelashes, overly accentuated make-up, all these are factors in shaping the appearance to please men. A Bimbo is on display 24/7/365. What else are fake tits, but the ultimate accessory a Bimbo has to make herself look desirable to men. What better way is there to prove her willingness to be a better Bimbo than surgery?

Saturday, January 7, 2012

A NEW GOLDEN RULE FOR THE NEW YEAR: 36-24-36 is so last century.


As we go through life, those beliefs that we used to hold near and dear to our hearts often change. We no longer view the earth as flat. The Sun does not revolve around the Earth. We no longer think of thunder as the gods bowling. In some cases this is a cause for sadness (I for one was looking forward to league night in the Hereafter), but in other cases it is a time for joy, when we no longer need to worry about following rules that have long since had any real meaning in today’s changing world.

One of these beliefs that has longed since outlived its usefulness is the “gold” standard for women’s measurements: 36-24-36. Back in the days of B&W television, such a figure was truly a show-stopper. But how long has it been since any of us went out and bought a B&W television set for the front room? It has become apparent, at least to me, that in keeping up with the advancements in cosmetic surgery, as well as society’s new-found appreciation for the truly feminine, we need a new standard for beauty that a bimbo can aspire to. I have a suggestion to this. I call it the +20 (“plus twenty”) rule.

It is a very simple rule: A woman’s bust measurement must be at least 20 inches greater than her waist. This means that the new standard of beauty for a woman should be 44-24-36. The strength of this rule is that it doesn’t tie the bimbo to a standard of beauty that may not be the best for her body type. It gives her some room for maneuver and still keep to her goal of becoming a drop-dead piece of arm-candy. A 39-19-36 figure might not be achievable by every bimbo-wanabee. And, the +20 rule does help a girl maintain that all-important girlish figure. Don’t want to watch your weight and have a 30-inch waist, well then your bust size needs to be 50. At some point, it will become necessary to diet in order to maintain this ratio (unless you are a fan of Chelsea Charms, in which case, you have a good deal of room to grow). As examples: Pamela Anderson at her best was a 36DDD-22-34. Christina Hendricks (who let’s face it, does need to go on a diet) comes in at 39DD-30-39. Using the +20 rule, they would now measure 42-22-34 (Pam) and 50-30-39 (Christina). I think this shows that although you can simply increase the size of your bust, at some point you need to take your waist into consideration when deciding on whether or not to eat that dessert. Watching your weight is one of the most important aspects of daily living as a bimbo. It also means that most women will have to have breast implants in order to achieve this standard. Since fake tits are a hallmark of the bimbo, this is a good situation.

The +20 ratio does away with the traditional hourglass figure (how long has it been since any of us used one of those to tell the time anyway?) and replaces it with a more aesthetically pleasing top-heavy appearance that is better in keeping with today’s proper bimbo attitude. This rule has its shortcomings. It fails to include cup size in the equation. Obviously, a “D” cup must be considered as the STARTING point for a bimbo’s cup size. A proper bimbo’s cup size is at least a DD, and of course, the more D's, the better. It also fails to offer guidance on the measurement of the hips. As of now, I would think that they should be in the +10 - +14 range; enough of a difference to provide a nice contrast to her figure without taking away attention from her tits. This needs further exploration. Rest assured, I will not sleep until I uncover the Truth.

(Vanessa Montgane, 44-24-36. Visit her site at vanessamontagne.com. You will be glad you did.)