Sunday, September 30, 2012

REAL Bimbos Have FAKE Tits

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[This is an earlier post that was flagged for the picture. This is, of course. Jenny Poussin.  You should all become fans of hers - maybe even subscribe to her site!]
I love fake tits! Another example of Science fixing God’s little mistakes. Fake tits are so much better than the real thing. Especially the ones that ride like two half-domes on the chest (see link http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?cat=52 for example). These kind of breasts call attention to themselves by their obvious “fakeness”. When coupled with a large size, they are the perfect kind of breast (http://www.purebeautyblog.com/tylene_buck/). However, there is a disturbing development in implants – the so-called “anatomically correct” breast implants. I don’t understand these at all. What’s the point of having implants if nobody knows they’re fake? It’s like having a big slice of chocolate cake without any icing – it may be good cake but overall it is somehow disappointing.

In fact, I will go farther than saying that fake tits are better than real tits. I believe that REAL Bimbos have fate tits. It does not matter that a woman has natural 40DD tits. Of course she can be a Bimbo. But a woman who has 40DD implants is a better Bimbo. Heck, a Bimbo with 36DD tits is better than a Bimbo with 40DD natural ones. And a Bimbo with 44DDs is best of all!

How so you may say? Well, it goes like this. Central to my “Bimbo Beliefs” is the belief that a Bimbo molds her body/mind/soul to the desires of men. This does not mean have to mean the actual act of sex – that is only a limited (although very important) aspect of Bimbohood. Fake nails, fake hair color, fake eyelashes, overly accentuated make-up, all these are factors in shaping the appearance to please men. A Bimbo is on display 24/7/365. What else are fake tits, but the ultimate accessory a Bimbo has to make herself look desirable to men. What better way is there to prove her willingness to be a better Bimbo than surgery?

3 comments:

  1. Damn, I just saw your blog for the first time, It's definitely giving me ideas for my project: http://bimboslavemaster.blogspot.com/ Thanks for the inspirations

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  3. Actually, you want smaller numbers.

    The number is her chest circumference. You get this number by measuring around her chest right below her breasts and then adding five. The letter is her cup size. You get this number by measuring around the fullest part of her breast, and then subtracting the number you got for the band size from the number you get. From that point, you cross reference it with a chart to find the cup size. For smaller cups, it's pretty universal, but once you get beyond "DD" things get fuzzy.

    Additionally "DD" is a catch all which most porn writers use to imply big, but when properly discussing Fake-Tits, it's important to remember other factors as well. The placement and type of the implant (saline tends to be the fakest looking of them, which I approve of), yet pradoxically silicone tends to have the most societal connection with fakeness.

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